The Al Smith Dinner

If we can find a link to some video, we'll post it, because both candidates were as genial as they are able to be at this wretched point in their lives and ours.

McCain's speechwriter was very good, and he got off the best line:  "It's gonna be a long night at MSNBC if I pull this thing off.  I understand Olbermann's already had a banner made up that says 'Mission Accomplished.'"

Obama came close, though, with this one:  "Contrary to what you may have heard, I wasn't born in a manger.  I was born on Krypton."