You know how all the good office scandals break on the week you are out sick? Well, pity poor old Father Anonymous, on a family vacation during both party conventions.
But don't spare too much pity! The Web's crankiest clergyman (sub-five-three division) has been having a grand old time in the Adirondack Mountains, lazing idly dockside while keeping one eye open for bears. He is looking forward to a couple of days on eastern Long Island, as he tracks the dreaded Montauk Monster to its lair.
So, although a post or two may appear online today, please accept our apologies for not giving America's two worst political parties their just desserts. It's hard on us, too, especially after what David Brooks called Romney's "borderline insane" speech last night.