- Congressman Charlie Rangel isn't a crook. Just ask him. And he won't say he is, even if it helps him to avoid a trial. Dude is going down.
- "Dumbasses": Tea Party favorite Ken Buck got caught on tape wishing that the Party faithful, and particularly its Birther wing, weren't ... well, you get it. Also that crowd favorite Tom Tancredo wouldn't "open his mouth" so much. Honesty is refreshing, especially when inopportune.
- Islam is Not a Religion! Just ask Ron Ramsey, Tennessee gubernatorial hopeful. Apparently, it's a cult, and cults don't have free speech.
- "Don't Vote For My Dad": In what is easily the best campaign slamvertisement since "Ma, Ma Where's My Paw," the daughter of Oklahoma attorney and wannabee judge John Mantooth has taken out ads declaring that he "is not a good father ... is not a good grandfather ... [and] he would not be a good judge." But read Gawker for the bit about maggot-ridden chocolates!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Dept. of Strange Bedfelows
Speak of the Devil. Inclusively.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Andy Marshall is Amazing
Scary Creepy Fake Nun
"Sister Milindia" is not a sister. The Episcopal Church has never heard of her; she's been busted at least once, in 1997, for misrepresenting herself as a nun in The Bronx; and the orphanage for which she claims to raise money doesn't exist.
Her real name is Mindy LeGrand, 54, and she's connected to a "church" in Crown Heights founded in the 1970s by a killer rapist with a harem of a dozen phony nuns. The church is now led by the founder's son, who is also a convicted rapist.
The outfit has no Episcopal or other church affiliation, is not a registered charity and has no foster- or day-care license of any kind.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
It's Not the Feminism, It's the Strunk & White
It would have been wonderful if the committee that produced Evangelical Lutheran Worship had waited until these new ICEL translations had come out. Actually, however, it wouldn't have mattered since the ELW people were not interested in fidelity in translating ancient liturgical texts but in promoting their own narrow ultra-feminist sectarian agenda....
The irony is, in some cases, the Latin texts are much more inclusive than ELW's. For example, the response that has been rendered "It is right to give our thanks and praise" is "Dignum et justum est" in Latin. This should be translated simply as "It is right and just." In the LBW it was rendered "It is right to give him thanks and praise." This was borrowed from the ICEL text of the 1970 Missal. Then the ELW people tinkered with an already poorly rendered text, changing "him" to "our" in order to avoid 'offensive masculine language for God. ... All this could have been avoided, of course, if the Latin had been translated properly in the first place.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
The Blogs, They Are A-Changin'
Friday, July 23, 2010
About Sunday's Collect
Pateant aures misericordiae tuae, Domine, precibus supplicantium: et ut petentibus desiderata concedes, fac eos quae tibi placita sunt postulare. Per Dominum nostrum Jesum Christum.
LET thy merciful eares, O Lord, be open to the praiers of thy humble servauntes; and that they may obteine their peticions, make them to aske suche thinges as shal please thee; Through Jesus Christe our Lorde
O God, your ears are open always to the prayers of your servants. Open our hearts and minds to you, that we may live in harmony with your will and receive the gifts of your Spirit; through your Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
| ALMIGHTIE and everlastyng God, which art alwayes more ready to heare then we to praye, and art wont to geve more than eyther we desyre or deserve; Powre downe upon us the aboundance of thy mercy; forgeving us those thynges wherof our conscience is afrayde, and gevyng unto us that that our prayer dare not presume to aske, through Jesus Christe our Lorde. | Almighty and ever-living God, you are always more ready to hear than we are to pray, and you gladly give more than we either desire or deserve. Pour upon us your abundant mercy. Forgive us those things that weigh on our conscience, and give us those good things that come only through your Son, Jesus Christ, our Savior and Lord. |
Nerds Who Care
- All Glory to the Hypnotoad
- Odin Is God; Read The Mighty Thor #5
- Magnets: How the *?#*! Do They Work?
- Kill All Humans (displayed by a cartoon robot)
- The Cylons Destroyed the 12 Colonies for Your Sins
Crowdsourcing FAIL
Q: Is First Apostolic Lutheran a religion?A: No, apostlic is pentecostal which belives in the trinity however Lutheran is the bible and christianity based on Martin Luther King jr.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Worth Quoting
We need to hear more about God’s grace, not less. If I never get anything else right in my life, if I mess up everything else, I stand convinced to my soul that Grace is everything.
Really, Really Mad Max
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Naked Girls Reading
The women describe the NGR salon as magical, entrancing and enchanting. “It has a courtesan feel about it,” [Tanya] Cheex says. “It’s seductive, because we’re naked, and, at the same time, comforting, like listening to your mother reading to you when you were little.”
[Sauci Calla] Horra adds: “In burlesque, we unveil our bodies. In Naked Girls Reading, we unveil our souls.”
Saturday, July 17, 2010
We Told You It Would Happen
I haven't reported on the LCMS before, but this sounds like another case of intrafaith conflict between conservatives and liberals ....
Friday, July 16, 2010
Seriously Old Books

Wednesday, July 14, 2010
He's "The Pope's Favorite Rabbi" ... for a Reason
The first five years of the papacy of Cardinal Ratzinger have revealed these traits along with abundant humility and kindness and love. But the world will take some time to get used to its scholar-pope, who speaks forthrightly about fundamental issues and lets the chips fall where they may.
The Muslims learned that fact in Regensburg, when the Pope in a profound lecture called into question the contribution of Islam to civilization.
The Anglicans learned that fact when the Pope in a gesture of honesty invited the Anglican priesthood to join the Church.
The Jews learned that fact when the Pope reverted to a liturgy that called into question the faith of Judaism.
In all three cases ... the scholar-pope had told the truth as Catholic Christianity at heart sees it: Islam cannot compete with Christianity for moral insight, the Anglicans will be welcome home, and the Jews would be better off in the Church. Pope Benedict spoke like a scholar and pronounced Christian truth as the infallible Bishop of Rome pronounced it. A scholar could do no less.
The pressing issue, of late, is sexual molestation. The debate over the pre-pope's handling of one case may well color the remainder of his papacy. We continue to believe that the Church of Rome has been institutionally crippled by both bad customs (sacerdotal clubbiness and fear of cleansing sunlight), bad psychology (the myth that child molesters can be "cured") and bad theology (the mistaken focus upon individual acts of sin, rather than upon the alien power of same). Neusner, however, gives a sensitive description of the matter as many Roman Catholics surely perceive it:
The current issue that troubles the peace is Cardinal Ratzinger's prior disposition of the case of a priest guilty of sexually abusing children. Christian charity called for forgiveness of the priest, a broken dying penitent. Justice demanded excommunication. Cardinal Ratzinger withheld the rites of humiliation that formed the just penalty. The man died in the bosom of the Church. Benedict VI showed the meaning of repentance and Christian love.
The Hebrew Universe
Surprise! Missouri Chose the Conservative
- Raise funds for confessional Lutheran new-media like Issues, Etc.
- Help men support their local pastor in the cause of defending confessional Lutheranism.
- Support the historic liturgy as a means of conserving the truth of God's word.
- Encourage and equip husbands to be the spiritual head of their household and a strong voice of leadership in their local congregation.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
"Delicta Graviora"
Quite frankly, it is an outrage ... to connect the aspirations of some women among the baptized to ordained ministry with what are some of the worst crimes that can be committed against the least of Christ's members.
Furthermore, [t]he Vatican has in effect given legitimacy and momentum to what is still an incredibly tiny movement with this clumsy legal manuver, tantamount to the United States dropping a nuclear weapon on Luxembourg--only more ridiculous because this will do absolutely no damage to women's ordination movement. ...
The faithful have been justly demanding for nearly a decade clear guidelines for dealing with the sexual abuse of children, along with just punishments for both offenders and bishops who have abetted these crimes. What we have gotten is half of what we have been asking for (still no sanctions for bishops), along with a completely unconnected and unnecessary condemnation of the ordination of women. This is especially ironic given that many Catholics, and I include myself among them, see the absence of women in positions of power in the church as a contributor to the ongoing sex abuse crisis.
This move is a mistake, plain and simple, imprudent at best, at worst a serious further blow to Rome's already damaged credibility.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Schuller's Daughter is a Dickensian Villain
Mad Dog is the New Top Dog
Sunday, July 11, 2010
"A Protestant Atheist"
This is ... to raise the possibility that Christianity can be salvaged from itself, or at any rate from its later accretions, by a sort of “back to basics” revisionism. The difficulty that Pullman never quite confronts is that this involves ... an unmediated contact with the original message. Atheist though he is, Pullman turns out to be a Protestant atheist.
Friday, July 09, 2010
Unicorns and Peace
Theology as Poetry, Part II
- mythic (or "fabulous," or "poetic," depending upon your translation) -- the popular description of the deeds of the gods used by, for example, playwrights;
- physical (or "natural," or "philosophical") -- philosophical meditation upon the gods and the universe, of a kind "which men's ears can more easily hear inside the walls of a school than outside in the Forum." (CD 8:6:6, quoting Varro);
- civil (or "political") -- the rites prescribed by priests for public uses, such as watching birds in flight or studying a bull's entrails to determine the outcome of a day's battle (our example, not Varro's).
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Theology as Poetry
a biblical scholar and theologian who wrote the book Theopoetics. Amos Niven Wilder argued that theology must be poetic, or articulated in the images, contexts, hungers, desires, questions, passions and concerns of the current age. Niven Wilder wanted a theology of the cross that spoke to the "believer, skeptic and secular mystic".
Poetry and metaphor are important as ways of doing theology. In a world so divided by absolute claims, using metaphor and poetry allows us to have room for flex. It allows congregations to "see-as" as they wrestle with the vagaries and uncertainties of life. To see-as theologically means to enter into [Jan] Zwicky's ideas on metaphor and create poetries that mark our progress on the way of Jesus. We seek less to tell the absolutes of what we must believe and more to articulate the poetries that express how we believe and which draw us deeper contemplation and discipleship.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
McCain Sells Out Yet Again
Saturday, July 03, 2010
America at 235: Crazier Than Ever
"We can't be so naive to think that just because we live in America that [slavery and Nazism, apparently] can't happen to us," he said. "We are being fed a socialist agenda spoon by spoon, and we don't see it coming. In Germany, when Hitler was first elected under the Socialist Party, no one would have thought in a million years it would have gone where it did."
Friday, July 02, 2010
"Fun Bags"
... a provocative article just published in Mother & Baby magazine has acted like kerosene on a conflagration. The author, Kathryn Blundell (the magazine's deputy editor), wrote that she bottle-fed her babies because: "I wanted my body back ... and some wine," and she wanted her breasts: "on my chest, rather than dangling round my stomach".
However, the most controversial part of Bundell's polemic came when she said of her breasts: "They're part of my sexuality too – not just breasts, but fun bags. And when you have that attitude (and I admit I made no attempt to change it), seeing your teeny, tiny innocent baby latching on where only a lover has been before feels, well, a little creepy."
