"See you at the debate, bitches"

So says Paris Hilton, in her new campaign ad.

Yes, that's right: campaign ad. Since McCain used her image in his now-famous "Celebrity" ad, she reasons that he's made her a candidate. And as the voice-over says: "He's the oldest celebrity in the world. Like, super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin, and beer was served in a bucket. But is he ready to lead?"

Click above for the ad, or here for some background. And may we add: We have never loved Paris Hilton more than we do at this moment.