We are reasonably confident that people come up to him at parties and say, "Hey, that makes you Father Lord! Get it -- Father Lord?" And then, after a second, they probably add, "I guess you hear that all the time," in a tone of voice that suggests they still hope he does not. But he does.
A cleric named Lord. Hysterical. Just ask anybody from this list of our own friends and colleagues: Michael Church, Mark Christian, David Parsons, Stephanie Pope, or John Priest. Not to mention the one poor guy whose name caused even our icy-cold heart to melt with compassion, a classmate named Randy Bishop. Get it? Randy Bishop.