Monday, December 22, 2008

Flame-Broiled Boyfriend?

Tip o' the birretta to Fr. G. Hussein Thomas, for pointing out the most curious Christmas gift of the season:  Burger King's new meat-scented cologne.

"Flame" is a bargain at four bucks per tube.  For a press report, click up top.  If you want some of that delicious-smelling stuff right this moment (or simply have too much time on your hands) check out the official website.  

Is this the low-church answer to the Pope's Cologne?  Or just an occasional alternative -- wear one for Mass, and another to parish cookout?  Or is it a none-too-subtle way for some burly guy to break off his relationship with a pasty-faced vegetarian hippie?

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