Darren Aronofsky's movie Noah -- yes, about the patriarch, played by Russell Crowe -- has been forced to halt production because of flooding. Among other things, it turns out the ark was not seaworthy.
Honestly, friends, it has been a bad week, meteorologically speaking. We fled our home, our brother's family spent the night cowering in their basement, most of Breezy Point is gone and a lot of people died. So forgive us if we enjoy a moment of cheap irony.