When 5-year-old Kindergartener Anonymous came out of school today, he saw Fr. A. reading something on a Kindle. The following exchange ensued:
"Hi, Daddy! What are you reading on your reading machine?"
"The Parson's Handbook, by Percy Dearmer."
"It's a book about how to do the things that pastors do."
"Hmmm. Maybe I should hear that ... when I'm 13."
The randomly-chosen high number is Kindergartener A.'s way of putting a thing off indefinitely.