Jane Schmidt, a high school student in Waverly, Iowa, recently asked Michele Bachmann, "Why can't same-sex couples get married?"
"They can get married," Bachmann responded, "but they abide by the same law as everyone else. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man."
(In Iowa, same-sex marriage is the law, at least for now, but never mind that.)
She expanded on this in a response to another student: "Every American citizen has the right to avail themselves to marriage, but they have to follow what the laws are. And the laws are you marry a person of the opposite sex."
Cue the sound of a thousand heads hitting a thousand desks.
"Why can't Rosa Parks sit at the front of the bus?"
"She can sit," Bachmann would say. "She can sit at the back of the bus."
... "Is there a vegetarian option?"
"The vegetarian option is steak,"