Why AOL Lost Its Market Cap

Just a guess here, but when we looked at a borrowed computer this morning, we saw the following headlines:

Top AOL News Stories:

• How Was The Joker Potty Trained? Mental Health Experts Psychoanalyze Batman Villains
• Alaska's Alleged Sea Monster Caught On Film
• WATCH: Exploding manhole Tosses Car In The Air
• 15 Most Annoying Things About Flying the Unfriendly Skies)
• Cat Stabs Man (Or So He Says)

Really? The nation hovers on the brink of an unprecedented financial disaster as Congress grandstands, and these are the top stories? Apparently, Arianna Huffington hasn't turned the place around yet. Orf worse yet, maybe she has.