The truth is that Father A. is getting so danged old that he isn't really sure who this Miley Cyrus person is, or what exactly she did wrong at the VMAs a few nights back. Honestly, he's not even sure what a VMA is. Virginia Medical Academy, maybe? Much less this
But we do have one question: Why on earth would a pretty female pop star dance provocatively on stage? The nerve of that attention-seeking young whippersnapper!
In related news: Madonna's album Erotica, and the novelization, a coffee-table book called Sex, just celelbrated their twentieth anniversary. Seems more like thirty, dunnit?